Boyfriend painted his engine bay before he puts the new engine in. Well I cleaned that bad boy before it got painted. Go me!!! #yayhelping #bestgirlfriendever #gettinmyhandsdirty
sHES TOO LITTLE TO EVEN DENT THE FREAKING EMPTY FRUIT LOOPS BOX BY SLEEPING ON TOP OF IT SHE IS 1 POUND OF PURE FLUFF JESUS CHRIST MY HEART CAN’T TAKE IT
has anyone even noticed that obama kinda rhymes with lasagna? Makes you wonder who is REALLY running this country
Shes such a babe.
a girl told me that i dont have a boyfriend because im “a slut” and “guys dont like sluts” which is funny because i thought i didnt have one because im gay
i’ve been laughing at this video for about 20 hours now
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guys no stop please
all i want for christmas is a bomb ass to waist ratio
one time my mom accidentally put wine into my little sister’s sippy cup and it was only discovered because when my sister asked for another cup she added “this juice is spicy”
*looks at Princess* Mmmhmm!
*holds up sippy cup*
"More of the spicy juice, pretty pleeaase?"
*innocent face*don’t do this here
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Booty work. Booty work. (03.08.14)
Um. How are you even a real person?!
Aww geeez. 😘😘
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